Melon Baller

emir-dynamite:

huffley6:

savvy13lady:

blueskyesandberets:

historicalawesomeness:

This day in history:

Minutes before giving a speech on a campaign stop in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Theodore Roosevelt is shot in an assassination attempt.

The would-be assassin’s bullet is slowed down after travelling through a steel eyeglass case and the folded, fifty page speech he intended to give, stopping in his chest. Realizing that he wasn’t coughing up blood, Roosevelt figured he was well enough to go ahead and deliver his speech rather than rush to the hospital.

He spoke for the next 90 minutes, opening with the words:

“Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”

Doctors deemed it too risky to remove the bullet, and Roosevelt carried it with him inside his body for the rest of his life.

October 14, 1912

LIKE A BOSS

THE BEST BOSS

THE BOSS OF THE BOSSES

BOOM.

I DON’T ALWAYS GET SHOT WHILE GIVING A SPEECH…

BUT WHEN I DO, I FINISH THE DAMN SPEECH.

(Source: picturesofwar)

Reblogged from 'murica!

My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?”

His friend didnt know.

I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid.

He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you female God!”

(Source: hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles)

Reblogged from Bitches Be Crazy

(Source: logisticartistic)

Reblogged from Bitches Be Crazy

gif tom's dog asdf random crap animation

listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM3LnNjAZh0 and watch gif

crafts chainmail can tabs tedious things project

Wheeeee! I’m making a chainmail shirt out of soda can tabs! It’s killing my fingers and is tedious as fuck but I’m sure it’ll look awesome when I’m done. I just hope that I don’t run out of motivation before i finish.

j4mis0n:

itsmylifeeee:

rebel—belle:

this is probably the single most amazing thing I have ever seen.

This is why biology interests me so much I mean LOOK AT IT.

i just stared at this for the longest time.

this needs more notes.

Totally agree with the person above, this is amazing.

i watched it at least 10 times! O.o

And people ask me why I take biology? It’s FULL of natural wonders. It’s just amazing.

Follow me I’m following back, but only for today!